Life Lessons from the Brothas

My life at Lafayette drastically changed when I penetrated (haha!) the inner circle I like to call the Brothas. They are affectionately called the brothas, which derives from the club BOL, the Brothers of Lafayette. My time with them has taught me many life lessons:

1. once you meet one, you meet them all
2. your boyfriend/their girlfriend does not matter
3. you can always blame it on the alcohol
4. it's true. they're big
5. they're not embarrassed to knock on your door for condoms. the ones you give them will be too small and one is never enough
6. you can fit 5 of them and 2 girls in a geo prizm. no lie.
7. do not take them to phi psi. they will try to beat up the nerd at the door and punch him in his "good eye"
8. they will spontaneously whip it out. maybe because of #4...
9. if you are hooking up with one, they all know
10. they will all still try to hook up with you anyway
11. they be vibin
12. they can all be underage, and still all get into the bar
13. "gettin raped" has nothing to do with sex
14. by the end of the year, none of them will have keys or a checkpoint to the building
15. i will have to be the one to let them in the building
16. they apparently cannot get keys because they are busy playing football?
17. what goes good with eggs?? bacon!
18. foreplay is unnecessary
19. neither is kissing
20. it's safer to have sex with someone using a condom than kiss them. would you let a stranger spit in your mouth?
21. they are all single, but have their "girls" at home
22. 3 is not a crowd
23. the "what u doin" text at 4 a.m. is not uncommon
24. they all have your number somehow
25. i love them