We Miss Thee, Margarita...

...(to the tune of "The Brady Bunch" theme song)

Here's the story of a car named Fiesta
She's sitting alone in Binghamton (Binghamton!)
She wants four wheels, but only got three
And the contest has only just begun (just begun!)

Here's the story of our Margarita
And no, we're not talking about the drink (tasty drink!)
We make a daily call to Mission Control
Thank God for our MC hottie Andrew Rinke! (Andrew Rinke!)

Here's the story of an f-ing mystery
We still do not know where to find third gear (third gear!)
So we drive around in second with gears grinding
God, could someone please give me an f-ing beer? (f-ing beer!)

So now we're waiting for Ford Feduke (pronounced: fed-oo-kay)
To get our Margarita on road (on the road!)
Hopefully we'll make it back to Easton, Pennsylvania
Without having our Margarita being towed! (being towed!)