No, We Were Not Voted Most Popular

Today we traveled to the Big Apple to meet our fellow Fiesta Agents.

Some of the highlights...

1. "I'm from Jersey." Response: WHOOO!!

2. "My girlfriend told me I 'signed up' for three full-time jobs. So now I don't do anything."

3. "Do you mean like Dead Unicorn or MGMT?" "No, I mean REAL MUSIC." "Yeah, like 90's dance music!" "Dead Unicorn is real music!" ...and this is where our popularity started its precipitous fall

4. "I'm not a Millennial and I like it that way."

5. "I sound like I've been drinkin all day."

6. "Y'all" ...2x.

7. At some point, a small intel computer was being waved about....and I still can't figure out why.

8. There was a bowl of butter, but no spoon or knife to accompany it?

9. Free cookies at the Double Tree

10. Lauren "christened" the toilet.

11. Doody Dodds

12. NYC Penthouse views

13. "Yesss Team We Got Your Crazy?"

14. "What names would you like on your business card?" "umm...weGOTyourCRAZY?...Capitalize got and crazy."

15. Lauren, thinking men peed standing up and then twirled around to take a dump.

16. "I think we're getting too civilized. What's next, am I gonna have to pee in one toilet and shit in another?"

17. Ms Beesty, explaining what Lauren needs to do about her Econometrics grade: "You just need to focus on the Fiesta. You won a free car. It was a good video and everybody I showed it to loved it."

18. Officer Dingle and his game...and his...

19. THE BUS WILL NOT BE HERE!...very remniscent of YOU SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT A SQUIRREL.

20. 4th meal of the day

21. "Well, if you pee in your change cup, no one will steal your money."

22. "Happy as a fiddle and fit as a clam."

23. "Did you see that homeless guy with the sweet eye patch?"

24. "Why are you winking at me when you take a bite?"

25. "She wants a number nine." "Wait, she knows the McDonald's Value Menu by heart?"

26. "I think the Fiesta could fit in this elevator."

27. "We only showered together once...with the camera."

28. "People always ask us, what the hell's wrong with you?"

29. Laughing for hours about Brian's club foot, bad back, creaky neck, and big ol' load in his pants.

30. "I'm gonna move away 'cause there's a draft here."

31. "No one will sit with us. We have to sit with Ford employees."

32. Enter elevator at 24th floor. Press ground floor. Go up to 34th floor and down to 26th floor. Then slam down to the ground floor.