These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things

As you get to know us better, it might help if we listed a few of the things that make our lives better and happier so that you too can be better and happier...

1. The Paps...without a doubt...the Lead Pap, The Friendly Pap, The Sporty Pap, The Golfer, The Hollywood Pap, The Tutor, The Psuedo-Fat One, The Fat One, The Old Book Pap, and Pie.

2. Fiestas!

3. All My Children...Junior, the Crazy, Benwald, Thar, the Hulk, Dreamy Dan, tube top twins, the one no one likes, dbag, gameshow-40-yr-old-boring-little-republican-Leave-it-to-Beaver, Texas

4. Brian...including Brian's club foot, load in his pants, bad car, bad decisions, "I'm in a good place," face-planting at 9pm, crazy eyes, 60mph around campus, and penchant for green clothes.

5. Vodka.

6. Shot Night

7. Bad Gays

8. New Friends

9. anything 90s...dance music, Disney movies, clothes, parachute pants, fanny packs, bad teen movies, etc....just not pookah shell necklaces

10. Britney, Lil' Wayne, and Celine Dion

11. Golden Girls, Will and Grace, Sex and the City, Friends, and Queer as Folk

12. Theme Parties

13. I Got Your Crazy.

14. Points of Life

15. Anything that gets away from this dumpy hill.

16. Hot Men and Cute Boys.

17. Our friends and Yours, Andre, Jose, and the Captain.

18. CANADA!

19. Hating on the Dirty Jerz

20. Nightly Costumes