Hey again everybody!!
We have to turn our poor Margarita into Ford on Friday... it's going to be a tearful goodbye. In the meantime, check out this interview that CurrentTV did with Lauren and I last week!
Also, wish us luck next week in L.A. where Ford is giving away 3 Ford Fiesta for KEEPS!!
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11.26.2009
11.02.2009
Check Out Our Interview with "The Express Times!"
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4.23.2009
These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things
As you get to know us better, it might help if we listed a few of the things that make our lives better and happier so that you too can be better and happier...
1. The Paps...without a doubt...the Lead Pap, The Friendly Pap, The Sporty Pap, The Golfer, The Hollywood Pap, The Tutor, The Psuedo-Fat One, The Fat One, The Old Book Pap, and Pie.
2. Fiestas!
3. All My Children...Junior, the Crazy, Benwald, Thar, the Hulk, Dreamy Dan, tube top twins, the one no one likes, dbag, gameshow-40-yr-old-boring-little-republican-Leave-it-to-Beaver, Texas
4. Brian...including Brian's club foot, load in his pants, bad car, bad decisions, "I'm in a good place," face-planting at 9pm, crazy eyes, 60mph around campus, and penchant for green clothes.
5. Vodka.
6. Shot Night
7. Bad Gays
8. New Friends
9. anything 90s...dance music, Disney movies, clothes, parachute pants, fanny packs, bad teen movies, etc....just not pookah shell necklaces
10. Britney, Lil' Wayne, and Celine Dion
11. Golden Girls, Will and Grace, Sex and the City, Friends, and Queer as Folk
12. Theme Parties
13. I Got Your Crazy.
14. Points of Life
15. Anything that gets away from this dumpy hill.
16. Hot Men and Cute Boys.
17. Our friends and Yours, Andre, Jose, and the Captain.
18. CANADA!
19. Hating on the Dirty Jerz
20. Nightly Costumes
1. The Paps...without a doubt...the Lead Pap, The Friendly Pap, The Sporty Pap, The Golfer, The Hollywood Pap, The Tutor, The Psuedo-Fat One, The Fat One, The Old Book Pap, and Pie.
2. Fiestas!
3. All My Children...Junior, the Crazy, Benwald, Thar, the Hulk, Dreamy Dan, tube top twins, the one no one likes, dbag, gameshow-40-yr-old-boring-little-republican-Leave-it-to-Beaver, Texas
4. Brian...including Brian's club foot, load in his pants, bad car, bad decisions, "I'm in a good place," face-planting at 9pm, crazy eyes, 60mph around campus, and penchant for green clothes.
5. Vodka.
6. Shot Night
7. Bad Gays
8. New Friends
9. anything 90s...dance music, Disney movies, clothes, parachute pants, fanny packs, bad teen movies, etc....just not pookah shell necklaces
10. Britney, Lil' Wayne, and Celine Dion
11. Golden Girls, Will and Grace, Sex and the City, Friends, and Queer as Folk
12. Theme Parties
13. I Got Your Crazy.
14. Points of Life
15. Anything that gets away from this dumpy hill.
16. Hot Men and Cute Boys.
17. Our friends and Yours, Andre, Jose, and the Captain.
18. CANADA!
19. Hating on the Dirty Jerz
20. Nightly Costumes
4.20.2009
No, We Were Not Voted Most Popular
Today we traveled to the Big Apple to meet our fellow Fiesta Agents.
Some of the highlights...
1. "I'm from Jersey." Response: WHOOO!!
2. "My girlfriend told me I 'signed up' for three full-time jobs. So now I don't do anything."
3. "Do you mean like Dead Unicorn or MGMT?" "No, I mean REAL MUSIC." "Yeah, like 90's dance music!" "Dead Unicorn is real music!" ...and this is where our popularity started its precipitous fall
4. "I'm not a Millennial and I like it that way."
5. "I sound like I've been drinkin all day."
6. "Y'all" ...2x.
7. At some point, a small intel computer was being waved about....and I still can't figure out why.
8. There was a bowl of butter, but no spoon or knife to accompany it?
9. Free cookies at the Double Tree
10. Lauren "christened" the toilet.
11. Doody Dodds
12. NYC Penthouse views
13. "Yesss Team We Got Your Crazy?"
14. "What names would you like on your business card?" "umm...weGOTyourCRAZY?...Capitalize got and crazy."
15. Lauren, thinking men peed standing up and then twirled around to take a dump.
16. "I think we're getting too civilized. What's next, am I gonna have to pee in one toilet and shit in another?"
17. Ms Beesty, explaining what Lauren needs to do about her Econometrics grade: "You just need to focus on the Fiesta. You won a free car. It was a good video and everybody I showed it to loved it."
18. Officer Dingle and his game...and his...
19. THE BUS WILL NOT BE HERE!...very remniscent of YOU SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT A SQUIRREL.
20. 4th meal of the day
21. "Well, if you pee in your change cup, no one will steal your money."
22. "Happy as a fiddle and fit as a clam."
23. "Did you see that homeless guy with the sweet eye patch?"
24. "Why are you winking at me when you take a bite?"
25. "She wants a number nine." "Wait, she knows the McDonald's Value Menu by heart?"
26. "I think the Fiesta could fit in this elevator."
27. "We only showered together once...with the camera."
28. "People always ask us, what the hell's wrong with you?"
29. Laughing for hours about Brian's club foot, bad back, creaky neck, and big ol' load in his pants.
30. "I'm gonna move away 'cause there's a draft here."
31. "No one will sit with us. We have to sit with Ford employees."
32. Enter elevator at 24th floor. Press ground floor. Go up to 34th floor and down to 26th floor. Then slam down to the ground floor.
Some of the highlights...
1. "I'm from Jersey." Response: WHOOO!!
2. "My girlfriend told me I 'signed up' for three full-time jobs. So now I don't do anything."
3. "Do you mean like Dead Unicorn or MGMT?" "No, I mean REAL MUSIC." "Yeah, like 90's dance music!" "Dead Unicorn is real music!" ...and this is where our popularity started its precipitous fall
4. "I'm not a Millennial and I like it that way."
5. "I sound like I've been drinkin all day."
6. "Y'all" ...2x.
7. At some point, a small intel computer was being waved about....and I still can't figure out why.
8. There was a bowl of butter, but no spoon or knife to accompany it?
9. Free cookies at the Double Tree
10. Lauren "christened" the toilet.
11. Doody Dodds
12. NYC Penthouse views
13. "Yesss Team We Got Your Crazy?"
14. "What names would you like on your business card?" "umm...weGOTyourCRAZY?...Capitalize got and crazy."
15. Lauren, thinking men peed standing up and then twirled around to take a dump.
16. "I think we're getting too civilized. What's next, am I gonna have to pee in one toilet and shit in another?"
17. Ms Beesty, explaining what Lauren needs to do about her Econometrics grade: "You just need to focus on the Fiesta. You won a free car. It was a good video and everybody I showed it to loved it."
18. Officer Dingle and his game...and his...
19. THE BUS WILL NOT BE HERE!...very remniscent of YOU SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT A SQUIRREL.
20. 4th meal of the day
21. "Well, if you pee in your change cup, no one will steal your money."
22. "Happy as a fiddle and fit as a clam."
23. "Did you see that homeless guy with the sweet eye patch?"
24. "Why are you winking at me when you take a bite?"
25. "She wants a number nine." "Wait, she knows the McDonald's Value Menu by heart?"
26. "I think the Fiesta could fit in this elevator."
27. "We only showered together once...with the camera."
28. "People always ask us, what the hell's wrong with you?"
29. Laughing for hours about Brian's club foot, bad back, creaky neck, and big ol' load in his pants.
30. "I'm gonna move away 'cause there's a draft here."
31. "No one will sit with us. We have to sit with Ford employees."
32. Enter elevator at 24th floor. Press ground floor. Go up to 34th floor and down to 26th floor. Then slam down to the ground floor.
4.13.2009
Fame! Fame! Doin' It For the Fame! Fame! (Celebrity Soul Mates)
Chris...aka Britney "I Got Your Crazy" SpearsThey share killer dance moves, a unique ability to lip synch like none other, wear the hottest clothes (or lack thereof), and often leave others wondering "What the hell is wrong with you?" Life is a Circus for these two.
Lauren...aka Howard SternFoul-mothed, offensive to many, and not allowed on normal broadcasting networks, Howard Stern and Lauren are genuinely two of a kind. Together, they give "Shock Jock" a whole new meaning.
Brian...aka Celine DionLike all middle-aged to post-Menopausal women out there, Brian can't get enough of the crazy Celine Dion can offer. Much like Celine, Brian has crazy eyes, great expressions, and can often frighten small children.
4.09.2009
"I Wanna Take a Ride on Your Disco Stick"
So today, Team WeGotYourCrazy had its refresher/intro course to the the stick shift. While Brian and Lauren have had prior experience, I myself am a virgin when it comes to working the stick.
Before I describe the fun details of our lesson, let me first introduce you to our instructor, Dan S. Dan S. is a member of a group of friends on our campus who we affectionately refer to as "The Paps." The Paps - short for Papparazzi - are a particular breed of Lafayetters who for one reason or another are always, and I mean always, around when Lauren, Brian, or I are doing the dumbest shit. Whether its Lauren and Chris celebrating "The New Age Night" or running around in ridiculous outfits or yelling about yet another party, the Paps are never far. So when it came time to learn stick shift, it seemed only natural that we would opt for one of their kind.
So this afternoon, Dan S. - "The Friendly Pap" - picked me up and we drove over to our neighborhood Giant. For the first ten minutes though, I wasn't sure if I had signed up for a driving lesson or a sex how-to; a sampling of instruction from the Friendly Pap: "Easy, easy, right there!, Yeahhh" "Ease her into it," and my personal favorite, "Find your sweet spot!." After a few rocky starts and one minor case of whiplash later, I had Dan's Solara cruising around the parking lot like I freakin' owned the place.
After a short while, Brian arrived, greeting me with a stunned look. "I'm surprised Dan's not curled up in a ball crying and his car's not in multiple pieces!" Yes kids, it's true, Chris knows how to work the stick. The same, however could not be said for Dear Old Dorothy. Grandma, with just the slightest bit of dribble seeping out of the corner of her mouth and flatulence fully in check, nearly whipped Dan's and my heads right off our necks! After five minutes of the Solara earthquake, Dorothy only finally got the car in gear after seeing Lauren arrive and yellling "NOOO!!! NOT HER!" Like I said, Lauren does not like anything Brian likes and Brian really does not like Lauren.
Lauren, too, needed some adjustment time but soon was back in the swing of things. Lauren has the most experience with the manual, as she used to drive her ex-boyfriend's big ol' manly pickup around town...before she was carted off in the paddy wagon, of course. Lauren felt so comfortable, she drove us right out of the parking lot, much to Dan's surprise and...horror.
Can't wait for the next lesson!...although I'm not sure I can say the same for Dan.
-Chris
Before I describe the fun details of our lesson, let me first introduce you to our instructor, Dan S. Dan S. is a member of a group of friends on our campus who we affectionately refer to as "The Paps." The Paps - short for Papparazzi - are a particular breed of Lafayetters who for one reason or another are always, and I mean always, around when Lauren, Brian, or I are doing the dumbest shit. Whether its Lauren and Chris celebrating "The New Age Night" or running around in ridiculous outfits or yelling about yet another party, the Paps are never far. So when it came time to learn stick shift, it seemed only natural that we would opt for one of their kind.
So this afternoon, Dan S. - "The Friendly Pap" - picked me up and we drove over to our neighborhood Giant. For the first ten minutes though, I wasn't sure if I had signed up for a driving lesson or a sex how-to; a sampling of instruction from the Friendly Pap: "Easy, easy, right there!, Yeahhh" "Ease her into it," and my personal favorite, "Find your sweet spot!." After a few rocky starts and one minor case of whiplash later, I had Dan's Solara cruising around the parking lot like I freakin' owned the place.
After a short while, Brian arrived, greeting me with a stunned look. "I'm surprised Dan's not curled up in a ball crying and his car's not in multiple pieces!" Yes kids, it's true, Chris knows how to work the stick. The same, however could not be said for Dear Old Dorothy. Grandma, with just the slightest bit of dribble seeping out of the corner of her mouth and flatulence fully in check, nearly whipped Dan's and my heads right off our necks! After five minutes of the Solara earthquake, Dorothy only finally got the car in gear after seeing Lauren arrive and yellling "NOOO!!! NOT HER!" Like I said, Lauren does not like anything Brian likes and Brian really does not like Lauren.
Lauren, too, needed some adjustment time but soon was back in the swing of things. Lauren has the most experience with the manual, as she used to drive her ex-boyfriend's big ol' manly pickup around town...before she was carted off in the paddy wagon, of course. Lauren felt so comfortable, she drove us right out of the parking lot, much to Dan's surprise and...horror.
Can't wait for the next lesson!...although I'm not sure I can say the same for Dan.
-Chris
4.08.2009
Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex but Were Afraid to Ask
Hello Party People!
So we realized that while our collective bio and video did provide some helpful insight into our lifestyle, I would like to take this opportunity to elaborate on the crazy that we're bring.
Brian, The Old Funny One
Brian, at heart, is a post-menopausal woman with Osteoporosis and in desperate need of a catheter bag. Today, he also was having some serious hearing problems that Lauren suspected was the result of the hearing aid being turned up too loudly. We always fear that if we leave Brian - or more correctly, "Dorothy" - alone in the room we will return to one of those "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up" scenes. Brian has a love for snuggies, a hatred for the North, and does not enjoy walking anywhere...without his walker or jazzie scooter. Brian, like all cranky old women, hates children and drools in his sleep. He's no friend to the environment and considers his primary hobby to be torturing pedestrians with grape-tossing.
Lauren, The Smelly Cheesy One
Lauren hails from the "Glorious Hall of White," located in the greater Allentown area. Fun fact about Lauren is she once tried to enter the Miss Teen Pennsylvania contest, only to be denied due to the fact that her only sponsor for the $1,000 entry fee was a nice Arab man at the nearest gas station who gave her $10 every Friday...more like Miss Exxon, but nice try Lauren. Now happily 21, Lauren has formed a "donk" second to none, so voluptuous in its nature that you can literally balance tea cups on it. She eats enough cheese to keep the state of Wisconsin in business and considers belching to be detox for the soul. Lauren does not enjoy underwear or anything labeled "fat free," "organic," or "all natural." Brian often encourages Lauren to increase her hygienic maintenance, notably creating a function for her showering habits: Y = 2K (where Y is the ideal rate of showering and K is the current rate of showering). In short, Lauren does not like anything Brian likes and Brian does not like Lauren.
Chris, The Crazy Egomaniac
To quote his idol, Chris is a true superstar, superstar and he knows what you areee, what you are baby. Chris has broken everything with a battery, including three separate Grand Prixs multiple times, his computer countless times, his cell phones too many times to count, and the computers in the Computer Science wing of his school, temporarily sending a small Asian child into a tizzy of "Blue Screen! Blue Screen!" Neither Pontiac, Best Buy, Verizon, or Lafayette enjoy seeing him pop up on Caller ID. Hailing from Rochester, NY, Chris considers anything below Binghamton to be the South and thinks a really great vacation spot is Toronto. In his spare time - which, in truth, is most of his time - Chris enjoys torturing sales clerks, sipping on Andre with Lady GaGa, and planning his next adventure. We are certain however that the Fiesta can take whatever Chris throws at it. Chris is bringing back the fanny pack people, go get yours at American Apparel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So we realized that while our collective bio and video did provide some helpful insight into our lifestyle, I would like to take this opportunity to elaborate on the crazy that we're bring.
Brian, The Old Funny One
Brian, at heart, is a post-menopausal woman with Osteoporosis and in desperate need of a catheter bag. Today, he also was having some serious hearing problems that Lauren suspected was the result of the hearing aid being turned up too loudly. We always fear that if we leave Brian - or more correctly, "Dorothy" - alone in the room we will return to one of those "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up" scenes. Brian has a love for snuggies, a hatred for the North, and does not enjoy walking anywhere...without his walker or jazzie scooter. Brian, like all cranky old women, hates children and drools in his sleep. He's no friend to the environment and considers his primary hobby to be torturing pedestrians with grape-tossing.
Lauren, The Smelly Cheesy One
Lauren hails from the "Glorious Hall of White," located in the greater Allentown area. Fun fact about Lauren is she once tried to enter the Miss Teen Pennsylvania contest, only to be denied due to the fact that her only sponsor for the $1,000 entry fee was a nice Arab man at the nearest gas station who gave her $10 every Friday...more like Miss Exxon, but nice try Lauren. Now happily 21, Lauren has formed a "donk" second to none, so voluptuous in its nature that you can literally balance tea cups on it. She eats enough cheese to keep the state of Wisconsin in business and considers belching to be detox for the soul. Lauren does not enjoy underwear or anything labeled "fat free," "organic," or "all natural." Brian often encourages Lauren to increase her hygienic maintenance, notably creating a function for her showering habits: Y = 2K (where Y is the ideal rate of showering and K is the current rate of showering). In short, Lauren does not like anything Brian likes and Brian does not like Lauren.
Chris, The Crazy Egomaniac
To quote his idol, Chris is a true superstar, superstar and he knows what you areee, what you are baby. Chris has broken everything with a battery, including three separate Grand Prixs multiple times, his computer countless times, his cell phones too many times to count, and the computers in the Computer Science wing of his school, temporarily sending a small Asian child into a tizzy of "Blue Screen! Blue Screen!" Neither Pontiac, Best Buy, Verizon, or Lafayette enjoy seeing him pop up on Caller ID. Hailing from Rochester, NY, Chris considers anything below Binghamton to be the South and thinks a really great vacation spot is Toronto. In his spare time - which, in truth, is most of his time - Chris enjoys torturing sales clerks, sipping on Andre with Lady GaGa, and planning his next adventure. We are certain however that the Fiesta can take whatever Chris throws at it. Chris is bringing back the fanny pack people, go get yours at American Apparel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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